But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Help. Why am I so naked?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
the raccoons are back...
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