There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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