can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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