do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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