he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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