I'm jealous of your bromance
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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