Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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