That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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