i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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