is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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