walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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