do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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