I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Randomize
