Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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