Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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