Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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