Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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