so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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