He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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