ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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