How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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