I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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