wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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