i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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