ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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