Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
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