Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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