If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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