I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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