What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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