she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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