after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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