Princesses don't give blow jobs
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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