barbara walters just said penis...
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
The adults are the big ones right?
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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