using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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