if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
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