Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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