College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
We have so much sex to catch up on
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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