Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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