Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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