Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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