We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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