Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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