Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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