She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
