: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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