dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
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