Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
you had me at cake vodka
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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