Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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