Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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