I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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