i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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