just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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