Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
